Day 20: T is for Tourettes. F**k S**t C*** A***

I think I may suffer from "Runner's Tourettes".  Any exercise that I'm doing, running or cycling or whatever, I find myself talking to myself, often in quite a sweary way.  Also, I tend to get tunes stuck in my head. Recently it's been the theme from Withnail & I which the BBC have been using for an advert.
Things on the journey will then kick me off into talking or swearing under my breath - if I'm cycling i'll swear at cars if they stray into the cycle lane or particularly if they are slowing me down.

But the last couple of days I've had something even more sinister and insidious going through my head - particularly on these "long-way-round" cycles from work, where most of the cycle is very dark and completely on my own so I can't swear at anyone.  It is the song from a fishy toy that the baby Lumpy Badger was given for christmas that he has in the bath. And it goes like this:




I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

F*** SH** C*** A***!!


Janathon Stats:

Today:  Bike 13.61km / 39:29 min, Total cals: 384

[Run equivalency calculation: ]

Today: 6.01km / 3.73 miles

Total: 113.01km / 70.22 miles