Lumpy's Diary: Sunday

hiyaz. lumpiz here again. Decided not to torture the oldies last night. stoopid oldies tortured themselves tho and dadi and gramps woke up with "hedakes".

spent the day mostly in chavvy hemel again.  daddi was sposed to be lookin after me but was mostly granma coz daddi and gramps couldn't move until afternoon.

Managed to get them to take me to the park and i could do swings

and nanimalz

and climbing

There woz luvly flowers in the field. stupid daddies told me they taste nasty. wot does he kno?

dadies has taken me home to oxford now. might rethink my decision not to torture him...