Lumpy's Diary: Thursday

Last nights i red summink on daddis ipad about sleep deprivation an fort i would giv it a tri.

So iz waited until daddiz turned lites off and woke him up. Then i waited until hez just asleep an woke him ups again.  then i repeeted this until 5 am. then i gave him time off until 7am but silly daddiz couldn't go to sleeps.

iz ok though coz granma was here today and she could put me down and i haz 2 hour naps so iz all energetik when he drags his self home from work.

i fink tonite's torture will be goooood.  Tomorrow mumi comes home - will she make it before i goz to beds? is a race against time!

Lumpy's Diary: Wednesday

Last nite I teezed daddi by waking up a lot of times, but i wosnt tooo nasty coz i went bak to sleepy again very quickly.  I wos very nice to him in the morning though and iz so good we were half an hour early so iz got to play wiv my toys

mornin daddiz

I haz decided that the laydees at nursery are my friends now and I likes to see them when i gets there. I hav been wurkin my charms on them and they all luvs me when i leeves an they all gathers round to tell daddiz about my aventures when he coms to get me.  Today iz impressed them by balancing beanbags on my hed.

This evening granma appeared which was v confuzin and a bit upsettin but she is good at makin me larf and got me to eat a bowl of slop the size of my hed.

I haz a luvly life

Lumpy's Diary: Tuesday

Hiyaz dedicated reeders. iz sorry about spellings but iz only 13.5 months old.

last night i decided daddi had sufferd enuf so i only got him up at 3am and 5am which i fink is quite reasonable.

also decided to reserve all my poos for the nursery laydee which daddi seemd v pleazed about he even danced a little dance this mornins which i laughed at.  Daddi also discovered how to make me larfs wiv special words.  Iz will larf at BAT sed very loud, but not CAT or BAA. Iz findin letters B and T v funny.

Nursery laydee sez iz got meezles today but at least she dint sends me homes. Daddi sed it was MMR again and she seemed ok wiv that. Daddie finks he is doctor or summink? wot he kno?

look at my measles NOT MY WILLY

Now Iz had a luvly bath and gon to bed without any fuss at all. I even et most of mummiz pasta again.

I haz an octopus. Funny squirts!

Iz missin my mummiez tho and sometimes i haz a look around and a grizzles to myself but iz puttin on a brave face for daddies.

Lumpy's Diary: Monday

iz been a very good boy today.

wanted day to start soon so tryed to get daddie up at 3am. And 4am and 5am. then tried to make daddi late for work by sleeping until 7.45 but he was too well prepared! turned out he got up before I woke up.

I got him back though with the most mega pooo EVAR.

i has decided i quite likes nursery peeps. they kno to get straight down to reedin a book as soon as i arrives, and they kno that i like prancing around in the nude like how daddi found me when he came to pik me up (they sed i was hot - they was rite! Phwooar hot!)

Dadi is gettin better at the organizings. he even took me to Mothercare to get a stare gate before makin din dins (which woz luvly cos mummy mades it befoer she left).

luvly sketty. nom nom nom.

Dadi even managed to make me eat slop, have bath and read book before beddy time so I haz decided to go straight to sleep. mite try and wake him up again though.

Lumpy's Diary: Sunday

hiyaz. lumpiz here again. Decided not to torture the oldies last night. stoopid oldies tortured themselves tho and dadi and gramps woke up with "hedakes".

spent the day mostly in chavvy hemel again.  daddi was sposed to be lookin after me but was mostly granma coz daddi and gramps couldn't move until afternoon.

Managed to get them to take me to the park and i could do swings

and nanimalz

and climbing

There woz luvly flowers in the field. stupid daddies told me they taste nasty. wot does he kno?

dadies has taken me home to oxford now. might rethink my decision not to torture him...

Lumpy's Diary: Saturday

hi peeples - iz taken over daddies blog coz mummies haz abandoned me and gon swimming!




Iz decided to make it intrsting fr daddies by gettin MMR fevr. Have been pretendin to b grumpy all day but keep accodentally larfing at daddies & grandma.

Had Huuuuuuuuuge dinner (and 2 Huuuuuuuuuge poos) and wen shoppin in chavvy Hemel for new camera for granma coz silly div TROD on herz an she wants to take pix of me (natch).

Off to bed now. Not decided wethr to tortures them tonight or not. Lets u kno tomoz.

escapin wiv granma

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